In Which I Step Out My Door

“It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.” I didn't get into a fight with orcs or try to save the known world, but I did manage to get lost in the woods for a while. Peter Jackson, if you're reading this, hit me up for that movie deal.

Yes, I managed to get lost in what has to be the most carefully curated state park known to man. It's an educational park, so it's designed for grade school kids to bumble about behind an instructor and still make their way back to the parking lot, snotty nose and all. Instead here I am trying to not drip mucous all over my poor phone while I type this. It's cold!

On the bright side, I unintentionally managed to get in a several mile hike. I consider that a productive day! Speaking of productive, I had what I would consider to be a rather brilliant idea during my shower today. In the land of "random things that Devin thinks about," I was discussing with myself an argument made by a sex worker that many blue collar workers also have to sell their body to make ends meet, but sex workers get looked down on for their particular brand of it. Then I thought to myself, "hey! Why don't we combine the fields? You could call for a plumber, have them come fix your issue, and then they also satisfy your more carnal desires, if you feel so inclined. Make a whole company of skilled laborers with a drive to bring customers to satisfaction." So yeah, there's my idea. If you make this a reality,I humbly put forth the name, "There's a Kink in Your Sink." You're welcome.

Anyways, my thumbs are freezing because I'm typing this on my phone, so I'm going to go now. Until next time!